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02-05-2009, 06:16 AM
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WTF Thread
I think we need a WTF thread. Seems like the thing to do and since there's only three members here this morning I'll start things off.
Go up this morning, went out got a news paper, layed it on the couch and went to fix a cup of coffee.
Came back in and discovered that the dog had eaten the paper.
Spent the rest of the moring waiting for the dog to pass the paper
Now I can't find my glasses cause as you guys know I can't read sh#t without my glasses....WTF
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02-05-2009, 06:34 AM
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How about this one....
I was woke up this morning at 2:10 am by the sound of my dog onthe steps eating something.
I turn on the light and there the summa bitch sits eating the shit he just took on my 2nd to the top step......... 
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02-05-2009, 06:42 AM
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A shit eatin' dog... wtf
Ya gotta end with WTF...This is a WTF thread. Hijack do what ever ya want, but ya gotta end with WTF
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02-05-2009, 06:52 AM
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Always fckin rules.........
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02-05-2009, 06:55 AM
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Always fckin rules.........
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LMFAO...Only one freakin rule and you wanna raise hell...WTF
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02-05-2009, 10:02 AM
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i start reading the forum, and i see this thread.
WTF???
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02-05-2009, 10:03 AM
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I saw a picture of Jokers daughter and I see a pic of him.....
WTF.....
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02-05-2009, 10:08 AM
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ouch ...
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02-05-2009, 10:09 AM
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I wonder why Joker is hurt by the comment.... 
No mirrors in his house......
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02-05-2009, 10:09 AM
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gotta bend with wtf...jezz wtf
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02-05-2009, 10:10 AM
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Quote:
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gotta bend with wtf...jezz wtf
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end...end...wtf
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02-05-2009, 10:11 AM
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I wonder why Joker is hurt by the comment....
No mirrors in his house......
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LMAO Yeah, WTF
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02-05-2009, 10:12 AM
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I was doing a once over on the bikes today since we will be riding this weekend and noticed a nail in my tire. Third tire(rear) in a year and it's not coming from my driveway. $300 dollar me to death.
WTF!
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02-05-2009, 10:13 AM
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Quote:
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I was doing a once over on the bikes today since we will be riding this weekend and noticed a nail in my tire. Third tire(rear) in a year and it's not coming from my driveway. $300 dollar me to death.
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Jeez Warden. WTF
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02-05-2009, 10:15 AM
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Your telling me, I need to buy stock in Dunlop. WTF
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Your telling me, I need to buy stock in Dunlop. WTF
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Yer gonna have to get a side car so you can carry a spare...wtf
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02-05-2009, 10:18 AM
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Yer gonna have to get a side car so you can carry a spare...wtf
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LOL, I am about ready to go spokes so I can go tubed. By now I could damn near bought a set of spoke wheels. WTF
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02-05-2009, 10:20 AM
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LOL, I am about ready to go spokes so I can go tubed. By now I could damn near bought a set of spoke wheels. WTF
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Heard that...WTF
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02-05-2009, 02:10 PM
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had plans to have breakfast with a former radio car partner who is back here in CA on vacation from San Antonio, Texas....plan was we were going to drive the car because it was supposed to rain...
woke up early and it was beautiful outside....mentioned to the wife let's ride over there instead....it's beautiful, warm and sunny AND not supposed to start raining until after 1:00pm!! Thought it would be nice to have some time together on the bike...(she has yet to ride on it)
wife..becomes pissed off, starts arguing about changing the plan to ride instead of driving and then refuses to go to the breakfast...I then said..ok we'll take the car, she still refuses to go....I go to breakfast by myself
WTF!!!!!!!!
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02-05-2009, 02:29 PM
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I get out today to pay for a Holiday just for the 2 of us in Puerto Plata, first week of March, and when I call Barb to give her the news, she doesn't even let me say hi before she starts on how'' I am just not emotionally available to her, and all I can talk is that goddamn forum''.....WTF....
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02-05-2009, 02:31 PM
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i woke up at 2:00 am this morning. was damn hungry, felt like i hadn't eaten for days.
nudged the wife and tell her i'm hungry.
damn if she doesn't get up and make me two sausage & egg sammiches.
i love my wife!!
oh yeah, wtf?
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02-05-2009, 02:44 PM
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My wife is still gone for another two weeks and I still have the gout....which means I can't go out with the boys chasin wimmins or raise hell in the bars...WTF! |
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02-05-2009, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
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i woke up at 2:00 am this morning. was damn hungry, felt like i hadn't eaten for days.
nudged the wife and tell her i'm hungry.
damn if she doesn't get up and make me two sausage & egg sammiches.
i love my wife!!
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gud dam it...why can't I be as lucky as you Joker..... WTF!!!
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02-05-2009, 03:20 PM
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LMFAO!!!
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02-05-2009, 03:52 PM
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Like Odd Job, was going to meet a couple of my old, retired, degenerate, biker-scum buddies for breakfast. They have been forecasting rain, but the sky is....was blue. Just a few clouds up there. Rode to the Saugus Café, bad sigh #1 I was the only one to ride! WTF Just after the food came, so did the forcasted rain WTF. OH WELL, been a lot wetter a lot farther from home.
Rain suits????? We don't need no stinking rain suits, this is Southern California, it doesn't rain here
WTF
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02-05-2009, 04:26 PM
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My wife is still gone for another two weeks and I still have the gout....which means I can't go out with the boys chasin wimmins or raise hell in the bars...WTF! |
Hi Riv, Quit yer whinning and get back to yer farkin' 100 reasons thread....WTF
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02-05-2009, 05:28 PM
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Hi Riv, Quit yer whinning and get back to yer farkin' 100 reasons thread....WTF
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You'd think the 80 reasons already listed would be enough, WTF? |
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02-05-2009, 05:31 PM
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hell..the only reason I would want is to be near SARAH...WTF??
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02-05-2009, 05:33 PM
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Much like the man doing it...it is only 3/4 finished... |
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02-05-2009, 05:48 PM
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Quote:
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Much like the man doing it...it is only 3/4 finished... |
WTF....WTF....WTF it ain't that hard. WTF
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