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Old 05-19-2010, 08:32 AM Top   #1 (permalink)
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Default A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley,
runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'


The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE
ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:46 PM Top   #2 (permalink)
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suprised they didn't say something about his being a biker!
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:51 PM Top   #3 (permalink)
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suprised they didn't say something about his being a biker!
Bro,

it was a joke....
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:51 AM Top   #4 (permalink)
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it was a joke....

So was mine!
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:03 AM Top   #5 (permalink)
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I like the liberal media. It is slowly making liberals look like they're going to control our every breath and soon, hopefully very soon, the uprising of real Americans will begin.
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I dont know..trying to see the funny part....canīt find it...

Probably coz I am just a stuped biker that just had my lunch....
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