Greatest Quote from a Comedy Movie

sirbOOm · 07-13-2009, 03:20 PM

Let's here it. My favorite by July 24, 2009 gets dibs on my drilled, stock '09 Bob mufflers for the cost of shipping and handling when I return to the states (9 months). Only if you want them. Otherwise, I say to you the quote below...

My fave line: "Fuhk you, Miss Daisy!" from Role Models. (Need context, watch movie!)

harleybodei · 07-13-2009, 05:10 PM

Here's one:
Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course. [leans arm on hot engine part, then jumps away] Heyya! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

Dax · 07-14-2009, 09:14 AM

There are so many from the movie Airplane! I was cracking myself up just thinking of them! Surely, you know what I mean! And don't call me Shirley ...

But anyway, you wanted one so here is one of the theme lines throughout the movie:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

joker · 07-14-2009, 01:35 PM

from 'the end', burt reynolds/dom deloise

"that man's nuts!! grab em!!"

Papa S · 07-16-2009, 08:53 PM

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

(Princess Bride)

sirbOOm · 07-22-2009, 12:21 AM

It's coming up to the deadline! Best get some more quotes here or I'm going to whine about my paint job again!

Papa S · 07-24-2009, 09:27 AM

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Odd Job · 07-24-2009, 01:18 PM

"do you like Gladiator movies"?

Papa S · 07-24-2009, 06:05 PM

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

(Blazin' Saddles)

Hot Pink Harley · 12-13-2009, 07:01 PM

I remember everything, like when I used to sit on your face and wriggle...Airplane

sirbOOm · 12-14-2009, 05:24 AM

I liked mine the best...

joker · 12-14-2009, 10:03 AM

i've heard that about you

sirbOOm · 12-16-2009, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joker

i've heard that about you

Hot Pink Harley · 12-19-2009, 10:34 AM

Not a comedy but its a very famous quote... and one of my fav's... I even have it on my license plate holder thingy... "Failure is not an option"
I have a mug that says it too...

Hot Pink Harley · 12-19-2009, 10:35 AM

oh ya... and a VERY HOTT Val Kilmer

"I'm your huckleberry"

Hemibee · 12-21-2009, 08:28 AM

Another Airplane quote...

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

1bcmc · 12-07-2010, 12:33 AM

Song that Stu sings in the move “The Hangover”

"What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit. Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And they we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug. But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're s-hit out of luck"

Papa S · 12-25-2010, 07:43 PM

"The bitch hit me with a toaster! " - Scrooged. (Merry Christmas)

FL · 12-25-2010, 08:01 PM

"Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gun fight" - The Untouchables

SynysterHD36 · 12-25-2010, 08:25 PM

Here's a classic one from Animal House ( John Belushi)

What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

SynysterHD36 · 12-25-2010, 08:33 PM

Another classic! Fast times at Ridgemont high:

Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill you and he’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson’s Brother: First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

I loved that part!!!

harleybodei · 12-26-2010, 07:31 AM

here's a good scene from Fletch:
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Irwin, admit that you are a sinner.
Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: The Lord forgives ya!
Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

harleybodei · 12-26-2010, 08:21 AM

or this 1 from Office Space:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

Papa S · 12-26-2010, 04:08 PM

Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

(Hot Shots)... Lloyd Bridges character

Papa S · 12-30-2010, 01:02 PM

So K.... how's it hanging?

(MIB II)

FLHTom1948 · 01-21-2011, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa S

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

(Blazin' Saddles)

Well, "Treasure of Sierra Madre" was not as funny, but there is only one "First",
according to Malcom Forbes of Fortune 500 magazine fame, who was the first to cross Russia on a Harley, there is room for only one "First". See: Malcolm Forbes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Papa S · 01-21-2011, 05:46 PM

PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

(Night Shift)

FLHTom1948 · 01-22-2011, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa S

PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

(Night Shift)

Oh God, u must work graveyard shift

Papa S · 01-26-2011, 05:30 PM

Nope.... retired and LOVING IT!

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine. (Animal House)

FLHTom1948 · 02-10-2011, 08:33 AM

"Does my ass look fat in this?"
"No, Babe; you were born to ride"
song plays:
"I wanna be your Cowboy"
"an' you can me my 'Cow' girl" -xxx

And i really admired Doc Holliday's "fancy gun handling", using a tin cup, in "Tombstone"
And, yes Val Kilmer is classic, when he says "I'LL be your 'Huckleberry'" -"Tombstone"