mr & mrs rod were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son sk8 to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.
"hi, mum! hi, dad! he said breathlessly. "guess what! i've just had sex for the first time, and it was ace!!"
mrs rod turned red and said to her husband, "he's your son. you talk to him". then she left the room.
mr rod said "sk8, that's a bloke. now you've become a man and i'm proud of you. i'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that street bob you've been wanting. i hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get the bike.
"that's ok, dad", said sk8.
"i couldn't ride it right now anyway, my ass is too sore".
